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This size guide shows body measurements. We suggest ordering a size up when your measurements are between sizes.<\/p>","imageDescription":"

A Length<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.<\/p>\n

B Chest<\/strong><\/p>\n

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.\u00a0<\/p>","modelDescription":"","sizeTableDescription":"","sizeTableRows":[{"unit":"inch","unitName":"Inches","title":"Chest","sizes":{"XS":[14],"S":[15],"M":[16],"L":[17],"XL":[18],"2XL":[19]}},{"unit":"centimeter","unitName":"Centimeters","title":"Chest","sizes":{"XS":[35.56],"S":[38.1],"M":[40.64],"L":[43.18],"XL":[45.72],"2XL":[48.26]}},{"unit":"inch","unitName":"Inches","title":"Length","sizes":{"XS":[26.75],"S":[27.37],"M":[28],"L":[28.62],"XL":[29.25],"2XL":[29.87]}},{"unit":"centimeter","unitName":"Centimeters","title":"Length","sizes":{"XS":[67.945],"S":[69.52],"M":[71.12],"L":[72.695],"XL":[74.295],"2XL":[75.87]}}],"imageId":12699,"imageUrl":null},"productMeasurements":{"description":"

This size guide shows body measurements. We suggest ordering a size up when your measurements are between sizes.<\/p>","imageDescription":"

A Length<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.<\/p>\n

B Chest<\/strong><\/p>\n

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.\u00a0<\/p>","sizeTableDescription":"","internationalSizeTableDescription":"","sizeTableRows":[{"unit":"inch","unitName":"Inches","title":"Chest","sizes":{"XS":[14],"S":[15],"M":[16],"L":[17],"XL":[18],"2XL":[19]}},{"unit":"centimeter","unitName":"Centimeters","title":"Chest","sizes":{"XS":[35.56],"S":[38.1],"M":[40.64],"L":[43.18],"XL":[45.72],"2XL":[48.26]}},{"unit":"inch","unitName":"Inches","title":"Body Lenght from HPS","sizes":{"XS":[26.75],"S":[27.37],"M":[28],"L":[28.62],"XL":[29.25],"2XL":[29.87]}},{"unit":"centimeter","unitName":"Centimeters","title":"Body Lenght from HPS","sizes":{"XS":[67.945],"S":[69.52],"M":[71.12],"L":[72.695],"XL":[74.295],"2XL":[75.87]}}],"internationalSizeTableRows":[],"imageId":12700,"imageUrl":null}}

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